I feel like Cecil would be a pointlessly angry drunk. Like he just throws open the window and yells at the moon “HEY. WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE, PUNK? Y’THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?”
And then he retires to the couch to pet Carlos’ hair, still muttering about “it’s just…up there in the sky all of the time, like it owns the place. Look at me, I’m the moon! Jerk.”
"What would you do if I woke up tomorrow with no arms?"
"…Be very confused?"
"No, but, would you still love me?? Honestly?"
"Of course I’d love you, what kind of question is that?"
"But what if…what if I woke up with TEN arms. Would you still love me then? If I woke up tomorrow with ALL OF THE ARMS?"
"…Is this a hypothetical question or a potential one because I’d like to know if this is a thing that happens."
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
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